My thanks to chucknorrisjokes.net for making me and hubby laugh our butts off last night!
1. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
3. The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
4. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. (My favorite! HAHAHA!!)
5. Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
7. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
8. (SORRY IT'S TOO FUNNY NOT TO!) Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
9. On Valentine's Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine's Day.
10. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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