Subject: Email from Ireland............The Best Yet!!

An email from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States...a point
to ponder despite your political affiliation:
'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people
are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.
On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another
lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and
heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married
to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants
to run!
Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose
name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good
looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship !!
What in God's name are ya lads thinkin over in the colonies ?!